A new song by popular music group JLS promising interested individuals that they'd wait 'forever and a day' for them has been exposed by new research as a decidedly empty promise. The shocking small print comes cleverly encoded earlier in the chorus where the group explain that: "Every minute's like an hour, Every hour's like a day" and that "Every day lasts forever."
Press release blogger Jerry Daykin, also renowned for his exceptional music taste, exposed the scandal pointing out: "If you work back through their maths you'll realise that by 'forever' they actually just meant a day, that by a 'day' they really meant an hour and that even by an 'hour' they're actually only referring to a minute."
"The bottom line is that at best they're only promising to stick around for about 90 secondswhich even in this age of Tweeting and mobile phones doesn't leave you much room for train delays or postal strikes."
The band is yet to comment but already fears are growing that this discovery will lead to repeat scenes like their original X Factor Live appearances which were overshadowed by crushes amongst stampedes of teenage girls. Whilst fans had originally been put at ease by the song's reassuringly laid back time frame this new report may force some of them into taking more drastic action.
Check out the song on Youtube now.
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